reblog if you’re single as fuck

(Source: the-downfall-ofus-all, via ninasplaylist)

codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

(via likewehadaclue)

waterfallfish:

Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH

(via iheartwaldorf)

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(via adorablyadorable)

it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

(Source: joshsux, via getmeseventytwocats)

• how to prepare for exams: cry

futurefantastic:

“bear with me,” i say

i have a bear with me. i want everyone to know

(via troyesivan)